The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Hey, Rob, look, if you're not gonna tell us what you're gonna do tomorrow, tell us anything, even if ya have to lie.

  Rob Petrie : All right. I'll tell you the truth, but I just hope both of you aren't hurt because you weren't invited.

  Buddy Sorrell : What? Where?

  Sally Rogers : Invited to what?

  Rob Petrie : Well, tomorrow morning, Laura and I are gonna get all dressed up, and we're going to drive up to... uh, the Bronx Zoo.

  Buddy Sorrell : The Bronx Zoo?

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, they've... they've got a 40-foot boa constrictor wrapped around a telephone pole, and some of the more prominent citizens have been invited to the unwinding.

• Mel Cooley : Rob, may I disturb you for a minute?

  Buddy Sorrell : A minute with you disturbs me for a month.

• Mel Cooley : Now, Sally, you know Alan insists that the heads of his creative staff be at all those meetings.

  Buddy Sorrell : How come he lets YOU in? Your head isn't creative enough to grow hair.

• Mel Cooley : Uh, if you want me, you'll know where to find me.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh, are you going back under that rock?