The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Hey, Rob, look, if you're not gonna tell us what you're gonna do tomorrow, tell us anything, even if ya have to lie.

  Rob Petrie : All right. I'll tell you the truth, but I just hope both of you aren't hurt because you weren't invited.

  Buddy Sorrell : What? Where?

  Sally Rogers : Invited to what?

  Rob Petrie : Well, tomorrow morning, Laura and I are gonna get all dressed up, and we're going to drive up to... uh, the Bronx Zoo.

  Buddy Sorrell : The Bronx Zoo?

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, they've... they've got a 40-foot boa constrictor wrapped around a telephone pole, and some of the more prominent citizens have been invited to the unwinding.