The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
You're Under Arrest (1965)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : [explaining his black eye] Well, you know that iron jockey out on Jerry's lawn?
Laura Petrie : He punched you.
Rob Petrie : Right.
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Millie Helper : We heard the noise, and Jerry looked out and saw it was Rob and says he's probably drunk.
Laura Petrie : Millie. Really.
Millie Helper : Well, you're both too perfect. Jerry says sooner or later you're gonna crack.
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Millie Helper : He coulda gotten amnesia and committed some despicable crime he can't even remember.
Laura Petrie : Gee, Millie, you're such a comfort at times like this.
Millie Helper : Aw, listen, what're friends for?