The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
You're Under Arrest (1965)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Honey, you're up. You got a swingin' lamp and a hot television set.
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Rob Petrie : [explaining his black eye] Well, you know that iron jockey out on Jerry's lawn?
Laura Petrie : He punched you.
Rob Petrie : Right.
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Sally Rogers : Why'd the police call?
Rob Petrie : Well, I think they called because I knocked over a couple of garbage cans.
Buddy Sorrell : Should have knocked over a bank. There's no money in garbage.
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Bartender : Look I can tell you right now, Rob never laid a hand on Mrs. Fieldhouse. He wasn't one of them.
Rob Petrie : Was there more than one?
Bartender : Oh sure, Rob. Everybody was trying to get a shot at her.
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Sally Rogers : They said that you hit an old lady? Oh, come on. That's ridiculous!
Rob Petrie : Well, boy, someone who drives a car with my license number did.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you drive one of those.
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Rob Petrie : Why are you trying to put me behind bars?
Buddy Sorrell : I'm a public-spirited citizen.
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Rob Petrie : Gee, I never kinda thought of myself as a suspect.
Cox : You'll get used to it.
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Norton : Now, where'd you get the black eye?
Rob Petrie : You're... you're gonna laugh.
Cox : You wanna bet?