- David Hasselhoff: What are you doing in this car? It is loaded with dynamite!
- Arnold Jackson: Whachoo talkin' about, Knight Rider?
- Arnold Jackson: Can we get a picture of you?
- David Hasselhoff: Better yet, how about the three of us get together and take a picture with KITT?
- Dudley Ramsey: Oh the car? Great idea!
- Arnold Jackson: It's really nice of you to go through all this trouble for us.
- David Hasselhoff: No trouble at all. The last time I took a picture without KITT, he didn't talk to me for a week!
- K.I.T.T.: [Whilst posing for a photo with KITT, Arnold leans onto KITT] Don't touch me! I'm a star!
- Arnold Jackson: Sorry.
- K.I.T.T.: And the least you could do is photograph my good side!
- David Hasselhoff: Be quiet or I'll drain your crank case!
- [In a mumbling voice]
- David Hasselhoff: TV stars getting too big for their garage.
- K.I.T.T.: I heard that!