Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)
Mr. T and mr. t (1983)
Conrad Bain: Philip Drummond
Quotes
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Stanley Pearlburg : [Mr. T picks Philip up and swings him over his head during a rehearsal] Perfect, throws him against the wall and he stomps on his head and he mashes his face!
Philip Drummond : Hold it, time! Would you put me down, please?
Mr. T : What's the problem?
Philip Drummond : I'm just afraid you'll strain yourself.
Mr. T : Are you kidding? My gold chains weigh more than you do!
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Philip Drummond : I wonder where Arnold wandered off to.
Kimberly Drummond : It's not like him to miss a good meal.
Philip Drummond : It's not like him to miss a bad meal.
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Willis Jackson : Hey Dad, what a spread: quiche, steak, lobster, pork chops...
Philip Drummond : I still don't know how Mr. T got it all into one sandwich.
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Philip Drummond : If your mother isn't feeling better, you just take off all the time you need.
Pearl Gallagher : Oh thanks, fortunately it was nothing serious, but I still don't understand why she was riding around on that motorcycle.
Philip Drummond : Motorcycle?
Pearl Gallagher : Mm-hm, I always thought she meant her false teeth when she said she was having trouble with her choppers.
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Philip Drummond : Shouldn't I have makeup?
Stanley Pearlburg : Well you don't need it for rehearsal but go ahead if it's something you normally wear around the house.
Philip Drummond : Not really, oh maybe occasionally a little eyeliner.