Doctor Doctor (TV Series)
The Murtagh Conundrum (1989)
Dion Anderson: Bill Murtagh
Quotes
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Dr. Mike Stratford : I'm going to have to bring you in for some tests, Bill.
Bill Murtagh : What kind of tests?
Dr. Mike Stratford : Ah, routine stuff. Pap smear, mammography... spelling. Unfortunately, in the spelling bid, you're going to be going up against some Korean kids.
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Bill Murtagh : [Dr. Mike tries to get Bill Murtagh to come in for tests, giving him his business card with the practice's address] You expect me to come HERE?
Dr. Mike Stratford : What's going on?
Bill Murtagh : My daughter works here.
Dr. Mike Stratford : Is she one of our nurses?
Peggy Murtagh : One of your doctors.
Dr. Mike Stratford : Dierdre?
[pronouncing it "deer-dree"]
Peggy Murtagh : Dierdre!
[pronouncing it "deer-drah"]
Bill Murtagh : Show him the door, Peggy.
Dr. Mike Stratford : I know what a door is!
[turns back to front entrance, looking uncertainly between door and windows]