Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Studio Guy (1997)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Stanley : You know, Paul McCartney once referred to Brian Wilson as a musical genius. Yeah, and that same year, Bob Dylan called Smokey Robinson "America's greatest living poet".

  Dr. Katz : What's your point, Stanley?

  Stanley : Eh, that I know stuff.

• Dr. Katz : So, how do you, how do you feel about your mother-in-law?

  Joan : My mother-in-law, well, actually, actually, she's a very nice woman, and I had to have her cremated, and I cannot tell you... I flew all the way over to England, 'cause they were English, and had her cremated, and I was coming back on the plane, and then it hit me: Maybe I should've waited 'til she was DEAD. But you know, you know, doctor, I'm busy, and I had three days off, I figure, let me do it now. And y'know, she just wouldn't listen. And I kept saying, "Helen, you always said, "Joan, I want to be cremated", I have the time, I spent my own money on the ticket, I'm here, let's just go through with it."