- Frank Baker: Like to see what you're buying?
- Sergeant Joe Friday: That's why I'm here.
- Frank Baker: This is a personal selection, Joe, detail stripped, cleaned, oiled, test fired 100 rounds. It's A-number-one, I know, I did it myself.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Where'd you do all this?
- Frank Baker: The warehouse. Live a little, Joe.
- [flips back the cover revealing...]
- Frank Baker: The Thompson sub-machine gun, caliber .45, M1A1. An air-cooled, straight blowback action, magazine fed weapon. Weight, 10 pounds 13 ounces. Number of grooves, six. Sights, front fixed blade, rear fixed aperture. Muzzle velocity, 920 feet per second. Effective range, 200 yards, maximum range, 1,600 yards. Feed system, 20 and 30 shot staggered column detachable box magazine. Want me to wrap it up, or will you eat it here?