- Sergeant Joe Friday: The pin, Bill, put it in!
- Officer Bill Gannon: Give me a minute.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: We may not have a minute, put it in!
- Gerald Paulson: I just wanted to scare them, I wasn't going to pull the pin.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: But you did.
- Gerald Paulson: It was an accident, you made me do it.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Sure.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: You're going to have to go to a court hearing, without the grenade.
- Gerald Paulson: Sure.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: See if you can scare the judge.
- Officer Bill Gannon: Kids today are missing out on the best thing; growing up as kids, not teenaged adults.
- Gerald Paulson: Well, suppose I bought him a new one
- [jacket]
- Gerald Paulson: . Would that do any good?
- Officer Bill Gannon: Maybe.
- Gerald Paulson: I won't ask my mother for it. I'll save it up for my allowance. What do you think, sir? Will that help? I'll buy him a new one.
- Sergeant Joe Friday: Suppose you'd have gotten that acid in his eyes, boy. Would you have bought him some new ones?