Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Football (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : [as the team gets sick] Did you do something to my brownies?
Drake Parker : Oh, yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.
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Drake Parker : What happened to you?
Josh Nichols : Football happened to me. First I got tackled, then I got trampled, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle.
Drake Parker : All right, so you didn't make the team. We'll just find another way to make you cool.
Josh Nichols : Oh, I made the team.
Drake Parker : You did?
Josh Nichols : Yeah. Check it out.
[holds up a jersey proudly]
Drake Parker : No way. That's so cool.
Josh Nichols : Yeah, it is. My brotha, you are lookin' at Belleview High School Football Team's brand-new... E-QUIPMENT MANAGER!
[Drake stares at Josh, incredulously]
Josh Nichols : E-QUIPMENT MANAGER!
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[Josh, trying to look cool, leans against a freshly painted wall]
Drake Parker : Josh...
[Josh looks at his back, which has paint all over it]
Josh Nichols : [shouting out] How 'bout paintin' on the weekends?
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Josh Nichols : Ah, cheese.
Drake Parker : If I was stranded on an island and I could only bring a thousand things, I'd bring these headphones, that stereo, and 997 CDs - and a girl.
Josh Nichols : It's not that I like eating cheeses that much. I just like lookin' at 'em, sniffin' 'em, feelin' 'em...
Drake Parker : Do you know that Josh sometimes FEELS cheese?
Josh Nichols : There're so many different kinds!
Drake Parker : There's so much cool music out there. You got pop, you got blues, hip-hop...
Josh Nichols : You got mozzarella, you got swiss, cottage...
Drake Parker : ...Heavy metal, punk...
Josh Nichols : ...Parmesan, string...
Drake Parker : ...Jazz...
Josh Nichols : ...Feta...
Drake Parker : ...R&B...
Josh Nichols : And of course my number one cheese...
Drake Parker : And my favorite music - Rock 'n' Roll.
Josh Nichols : ...Cheddar. CHEDDAR!
Drake Parker : You know, Josh isn't really into music the way I am.
Josh Nichols : You know, Drake doesn't share my love of cheeses.
Drake Parker , Josh Nichols : [in unison] Oh, well. His loss.
Drake Parker : Ahh, Music.
Josh Nichols : Ahh, Cheese.
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Josh Nichols : Being in school at night, it creeps me out.
Drake Parker : Really? I feel that way about school during the day.
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Josh Nichols : I'm not really the football type.
Drake Parker : But if you BECOME the football type, that's the kind of thing that will up your cool.
Josh Nichols : Huh. I DO want my cool upped.
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Drake Parker : Playing football is way cooler than managing equipment. Who knows? Maybe you'll do okay.
Josh Nichols : We're playing Lincoln. Last week they tackled the guy so hard, he had to go back to the fourth grade.
Drake Parker : So?
Josh Nichols : I HATED the fourth grade. It was my awkward stage.
Drake Parker : And this is...?