Drawn Together (TV Series)
Gay Bash (2004)
Jack Plotnick: Xandir P Whifflebottom
Quotes
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Xandir : Good-bye cruel world!
Toot Braunstein : Damn it, Xander, that noise! You're keeping us all awake. Can't you kill yourself more quietly, like Bizzaro Captain Hero did?
[camera pans to Bizzaro Captain Hero, who is hanging dead from the ceiling]
Captain Hero : Uh, yeah, right. Killed himself, tragic!
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Xandir : Dare I say it? I, Xandir, am on a never ending quest to save my boyfriend!
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Xandir : [referring to "Mrs. Pacman"] That big-mouthed tranny is gonna tell my girlfriend I'm out!
Foxxy Love : You and Pacman huh? Well, you won't be the first fruit he's eaten! Go Foxxy! It's your birthday, not for real real, just for play play!
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[about Xandir being gay]
Xandir : There's no reason Mrs. Pac-Man should know about this.
Pac-Man : [puts on a bow] Oh, I think she already knows.
