Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

The Road to Dendron (1996)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig

Quotes 

• Cornfed Pig : We've got to get to the banquet and stop that toast.

  Ajax : But I like toast. It's the muffins that must be stopped.

  Eric Duckman : Okay son, now you're starting to scare the viewers.

• Eric Duckman : [held prisoner while riding a camel, rubbing something]  Come on, please, something happen!

  Cornfed Pig : [sitting behind Duckman]  Duckman, you can't save us just by rubbing some magic lamp.

  Eric Duckman : Who said anything about a magic lamp?

  [continues to rub] 

  Eric Duckman : Come on, come on!