- Luke Duke: [more leggy display] Hey, Daisy, I told you to quit that!
- Daisy Duke: Well, Uncle Jesse didn't say anything about bikinis, Luke.
- Luke Duke: That girl ain't got an ounce of shame.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: She's coming at ya, Enos! Just keep your eye on her tail!
- Enos: I sure will, Sheriff. I just love doing that.
- Luke Duke: [leggy display by the washing line] Daisy, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Now didn't Jesse tell you to hang them unmentionables out of sight down in the root cellar?
- Daisy Duke: [holding up silk negligee] Hey, Enos! You see anything wrong with what I'm doing?
- Enos: [big grin] Sure don't, Daisy.
- [shakes his head]
- Luke Duke: Whatever happened to modesty? Well, Enos, let's take a look in the barn. Enos!
- [has to snap his fingers in front of mesmerized deputy]
- one of the two Limo One drivers: [to stunning waitress Daisy] Three coffees.
- Daisy Duke: Would you like anything else?
- one of the two Limo One drivers: [wishful] Nothing that's on the menu.
- The Balladeer: Making eyes at Daisy Duke just goes to prove that lusting in the heart ain't necessarily confined to the Oval Office.
- Uncle Jesse Duke: [Rosco just left the Duke farm and Bo, Luke and Cooter run in the back door] I just got rid of one fool and three more come tearin' in!
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [the President's car, Limo One, came from up ahead, driven by the Dukes] Judas Priest on a pony! That was them!
- Enos: [on police radio] Sheriff, this here is Enos. Sheriff, Daisy just spotted me and took off like a hen in a foxhouse. I'm following in silent pursuit down Weatherly Road.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Hot dang! She's probably leading us right to them Duke boys and the Presidential limousine.
- [makes quick U-turn]
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: I'm comin' right at you, Enos! Keep your eye on her tail! Whoo-hoo!
- Enos: I sure will, Sheriff. I just *love* doin' that.