"The Dukes of Hazzard" Duke of Duke (TV Episode 1980) - Denver Pyle as Uncle Jesse

Gaylord Duke : [rounding off his capture of the entire Duke clan by tying up Daisy's high-heeled feet] Well, there'll be no need for gags I imagine. Shout all you will, I don't think anybody will hear you up here.

Luke Duke : You ain't heard the last of us yet.

Bo Duke : Just remember that.

Uncle Jesse : You picked the wrong family to double-deal, and don't you think we're gonna sit still for it.

Daisy Duke : I could just wash my mouth out with soap for the things I said to you.

Gaylord Duke : I love the things you said, Daisy. And I'm very sorry I hurt you. Cheerio, Daisy.
Uncle Jesse : [Daisy tearfully recollects the heartache caused by the scoundrel] Now, Daisy, quit ripping yourself up over a no-account like that.

Daisy Duke : Ripping myself up? Uncle Jesse, it's that no-account that's gonna get himself ripped up when I catch him!

Uncle Jesse : [chuckles] That's my Daisy!
Luke Duke : [Gaylord tries making a run for it] Let's get after him!

Daisy Duke : Wait a minute, fellas! This one is mine!

The Balladeer : Now this ain't over yet, folks... Not when a girl like Daisy's still got cotton to chop and a rooster to pluck.

[Daisy slides gracefully into welded-doors General Lee, and pulls away with steaming white hot burning rubber]

Uncle Jesse : Well, let's go! This is gonna be fun!

Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse