- Daisy Duke: Still, nobody could be like Bo and Luke, I mean...
- Uncle Jesse: Of course not. But listen, Coy and Vance, eh... now they just can't be ordinary people. Coy got to be a test driver up there in Detroit, and you gotta be somebody to do that. And Vance, he was moving right up in the Merchant Marine before they decided to throw in together. Now listen, them two's got Duke blood in their veins. And havin' that, they're gonna be something special, you wait and see.
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- The Balladeer: [narrating] Now I want you all to take a real good, long look, 'cause Hazzard County history is being made. Bo and Luke are leavin' Hazzard to fulfill a live-long dream of racin' on the Nascar circuit, and the whole family is takin' them to the airport. Old Bo just couldn't resist thowin' in one last jump, just for old time's sake. Bye, boys.
- Boss Hogg: [to Coy and Vance] No, you listen. I mean, eh, you may not be on probations like your two jailbird cousins are, but I tell you, a Duke's a Duke.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Yeah.
- Boss Hogg: And you gotta be guilty of somethin'!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: That's right, and when I find out what it is, I'm gonna nail both your hides to the jailhouse wall and throw away the hammer.
- Boss Hogg: [gasps] Coy Duke!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Coy Duke.
- Coy Duke: Sir.
- Boss Hogg: Vance Duke.
- Vance Duke: Yes, sir.
- Boss Hogg: What are you doin' in my office?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: In fact, what are you even doin' in Hazzard County?
- Boss Hogg: Oh, when you left here six years ago, I thought we'd seen the last of you.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: And good riddance to bad rubbish I might add, you two are worse than Bo 'n Luke Duke.
- Vance Duke: We're real sorry to make your day, gentlemen, but Coy and me, we're back for good.
- Coy Duke: Yep.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] But the surprises weren't all over for this day. Daisy and the boys had another surprise in store on the way to Capital City. And this surprise was spelled T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
- Boss Hogg: Rosco, of all the people to come back into my life now...
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: I know, I know...
- Boss Hogg: Coy and Vance Duke!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: These Duke boys...
- Boss Hogg: They make their cousins Bo and Luke look like choirboys!
- Hatfield: Hey! What are we stopin' here for? We got the plates, why don't we just take off?
- Scroggins: I wanna make sure that the Boss and Rosco can't blow the whistle 'till we're a couple hundred miles away!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Now that's down right dishonest.