- The Balladeer: In Hazzard County, there are some things in life that are certain besides death and taxes. The Dukes chasing girls and Rosco chasing Dukes.
- Daisy Duke: [on CB] Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke, come on, it's me, Daisy.
- Uncle Jesse: This is Uncle Jesse, Daisy. Is... anything wrong?
- Daisy Duke: Everything's wrong. Hughie had Elmo stash his car in our hay pile. They're setting us up for grand theft auto!
- Luke Duke: Not if we can get there first. Thanks, Daisy, we're coming.
- Daisy Duke: 10-4.
- Bo Duke: Hold on...
- Boss Hogg: [sees his Sheriff sitting down as usual] Rosco, off your brains, and get off to the Duke place!
- The Balladeer: Boss is getting as nervous as an alligator in a handbag factory.