The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Undercover Dukes Part One (1984)
James Best: Sheriff Rosco Coltrane
Quotes
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Boss Hogg : You take that fleabitten friend of yours with ya.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Oh!
Boss Hogg : And you bring me back enough information so as one day I can become a godfather myself.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Oh, good. And listen, and when you make all that money being a godfather, then, since as you ain't got no children of your own, you can adopt me.
Boss Hogg : Huh? Adopt you?
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Hm-hm.
Boss Hogg : Alright, you can be my runaway son.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Ooh!
Boss Hogg : So start runnin'!