- Boss Hogg: You take that fleabitten friend of yours with ya.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh!
- Boss Hogg: And you bring me back enough information so as one day I can become a godfather myself.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh, good. And listen, and when you make all that money being a godfather, then, since as you ain't got no children of your own, you can adopt me.
- Boss Hogg: Huh? Adopt you?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Hm-hm.
- Boss Hogg: Alright, you can be my runaway son.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Ooh!
- Boss Hogg: So start runnin'!