- [Carol is reading a story they found under the desk]
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: "Witchcraft attracted her as a child when Zulu tribesmen on her father's game preserve tried sorcery to heal her shriveled leg."
- Jerry Markovic: Oh, Weaver's in it?
- [Carl has just donated a kidney to his sister]
- Jean Twomey: Hey... you did it.
- Carl Twomey: You did it.
- Dr. John Carter: Okay, no fighting. I did it.
- Chris Law: [to Mark] You don't get bills from people who kill your child. You don't pay people who lose his body between their morgue and a coroner so that you have to postpone a funeral for two days.
- Mark Greene: I'm sorry. I had no idea that happened.
- Chris Law: Nobody has any idea, but you tell them that she doesn't get another piece of mail from this hospital unless it's an apology.
- Mark Greene: I'm very sorry for your loss.
- Chris Law: I'm not threatening to sue. I'm sure you have a department for that too, but if my mother gets another bill from this hospital, maybe I'm gonna kick some ass. Maybe I'll start with yours.
- Alissa Gunther: Am I gonna have a scar?
- Dr. Maggie Doyle: A small one.
- Alissa Gunther: But I'm a majorette!
- Crazy Guy: Those who minister to the anointed must shun the flesh of pigs. Refuse the carnal touch of any man!
- Dr. Maggie Doyle: No meat, no men. I'm your woman.