- Pedro Mendoza: Hey Chuck, thanks for the financial advice! I'll be in touch.
- Chuck Fishman: You've got my cellphone number, right?
- [Gary gives him a disapproving look]
- Chuck Fishman: What?
- Gary Hobson: [Slaps Chuck on the shoulder with the newspaper] Financial advice... I knew you were up to something...
- Chuck Fishman: What? I wasn't, I swear! I didn't even think about it until you brought it up just now!
- Gary Hobson: You're never gonna change, aren't you?
- Chuck Fishman: Look, just because I'm a kinder and gentler Chuck Fishman does not mean that I'm gonna let an opportunity that can benefit both parties sweep by...
- Gary Hobson: [Sarcastically] Yeah, well.
- Chuck Fishman: I mean, why would I want to do that? Life is about opportunity and taking advantage of it. Grab that bull by the horns and take what is rightfully yours.
- Gary Hobson: You're unbelievable...
- Chuck Fishman: Why?
- Gary Hobson: You need to light up, pal... You know what? Why don't you come right up and admit it?
- Chuck Fishman: [Both now stand in the line to enter Wrigley Field] Admit what?
- Gary Hobson: Admit what? You're Chuck Fish...
- [a group of children goes across the line and interrupts him]
- Gary Hobson: Come on, kids... You're Chuck Fishman, you'll always be Chuck Fishman. You need to admit it, you're not gonna change...
- Chuck Fishman: Okay fine Gary, if that can make you happy, I admit it!
- Gary Hobson: Thank you!
- Chuck Fishman: You're welcome.
- Gary Hobson: Good!
- Chuck Fishman: Good!
- Gary Hobson: Alright!
- Patrick Quinn: [Gary enters the McGynty's, all covered with paint and looking furious] Wow, Mr. Hobson!
- Gary Hobson: Patrick, not a word!
- Patrick Quinn: Look at yourself!
- Gary Hobson: Patrick!
- Marissa Clark: What's the matter?
- Gary Hobson: Nothing's a matter... I just had a little... problem with a paint compressor 'til everything is fine!
- Patrick Quinn: That's a really good look for you, Mr. Hobson!
- Gary Hobson: [Coldly] Patrick, I'm covered with paint! What are you talking about?
- Marissa Clark: I thought I smelt latex...
- Patrick Quinn: [Enthusiastically] It's the Mummenschanz look!
- [Seeing Gary's bewildered look]
- Patrick Quinn: You know the Mummenschanz? The mime troup? They paint their bodies and do the box
- [Starts mimicking "Mime stuck in a box" and mute talking. Then fakes opening a tiny window and talks audibly again]
- Patrick Quinn: They were very popular in the late 80's among mime fans...
- Gary Hobson: [Exasparated] Stop that!
- Patrick Quinn: [Fakes closing the tiny window and starts gesturing as a mime again] Come on, everybody loves mime!
- Marissa Clark: What is he doing?
- Patrick Quinn: [Happily] I'm walking, see? Walking, walking, stopping, walking, walking...
- Gary Hobson: [to Marissa] You know what? Some days, I really envy you.
- Patrick Quinn: Now I'm running! I'm running! Now the ceiling's falling down ahhh!
- [Miming being crushed by the ceiling. Gary gives a apprehensive look to the ceiling then shaking his head leaves the room]
- Patrick Quinn: [Cheerfully to stone-faced Marissa] Now see? Mime just cheers everybody up!