- Marissa Clark: You got yourself beaten by Francesca Preston?
- Gary Hobson: You've heard of her?
- Marissa Clark: Well, who hasn't? Francesca and Addison Preston of Dona Romantica Lingerie... The divorce's been all over the news! Radio just had a two-parts story on them...
- [Mimicking an advertisement]
- Marissa Clark: Bra wars!
- Gary Hobson: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry I missed that one... Why do you know so much about this anyway?
- Marissa Clark: Well, I wear their stuff...
- Gary Hobson: You what?
- Marissa Clark: [Wryly] News flash, Gary: blind people actually do wear underwear.
- Erica Paget: [Erica is trying to heal Gary's bruises with an ice pack] You know, I think Henry's got a crush on a little girl. She's an older woman...
- Marissa Clark: [Fondly] Really?
- Erica Paget: She's ten!
- Marissa Clark: Wow, his first crush! That's so cute!
- Erica Paget: You should've seen the way he was looking at her... That was so sweet...
- Marissa Clark: Puppy love... That's so sweet! Isn't it, Gary?
- Gary Hobson: [Sarcastically] That's so sweet... Parents are lunatics and I feel sorry for her, but that's really sweet, yeah...
- Erica Paget: [Disappointed] Oh, you're so romantic...
- [Dropes the ice pack on his head and leaves the room]
- Erica Paget: Heal yourself! Come on, Marissa.
- Marissa Clark: That's our Gary!
- Addison Preston: Ah, I'm so screwed!
- Dominique 'Dom' Preston: Dad!
- Addison Preston: Oh...
- [Realizing]
- Addison Preston: I'm so screwed-up!