Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Blabbermouths (2004)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Marie Barone : You should all know better than to engage in idle gossip.

  Ray Barone : What are you talking about? You're the one who blabbed it to Debra about Choo-Choo Chulesky.

  Marie Barone : I do not blab. What I do comes from love. And if you want to know the truth, Debra is the worst gossip of us all.

  Debra Barone : Me? You're the one who once told me that Frank came to bed with a toupee on for you.

  Ray Barone : What?

  Frank Barone : This is an outrage, Marie! That was a hat I found on the street.

  Marie Barone : Oh, really? And what about what Debra told Amy last July?

  Debra Barone : What?

  Marie Barone : Debra told Amy that Raymond thought that Amy and Robert's marraige didn't have a chance in hell!

  Debra Barone : Marie! Who told you that?

  Amy Barone : Marie, I told you that in confidence.

  Debra Barone : Amy, how could you tell Marie that I said that?

  Ray Barone : Debra, how could you tell Amy what I told you?

  Robert Barone : My marraige doesn't have a chance in hell?

  [Debra belches loudly] 

• Debra Barone : Ray, this is crazy. What, do you expect me to remember everything I've ever told Amy about you over the years?

  Ray Barone : Years? You've been doing this to me for years?

  Debra Barone : Look, okay, I realize you're upset and I will try to be more sensitive but I do talk to Amy about my life and I'm sorry but you happen to be a big part of my life.

  Ray Barone : Well, I'm sorry you and the other hens don't have anything better to do than to cluck around the henhouse like a gaggle of cluckity cluckin' hens!

• Ray Barone : I didn't say your marraige didn't have a chance in hell. The way that sounds. I- Alright, look. There are certain things that a man says to his wife when he's just trying to, I don't know, fill the silence!

  Robert Barone : Oh, now I understand. You're a hateful jerkface. And what I mean by that is that you're hateful and you're a jerkface.

• Ray Barone : You been walking around secretly thinking I'm a hateful jerkface but still acting all fake nice to me?

  Amy Barone : I haven't been that nice. A few months ago you got a haircut and everybody said, "Nice haircut, Ray." But I didn't.

  Ray Barone : How could you do that to me? I mean, that's terrible!

  Amy Barone : You hurt my feelings.

  Ray Barone : Still, you think someone's a hateful jerkface, you gotta tell them. I have feelings too.

  Robert Barone : Hateful jerkface. Feel better?