Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Blabbermouths (2004)

Monica Horan: Amy MacDougall

Quotes 

• Amy Barone : Here's the sweetest thing. Every night since our wedding, Robert gives me a little massage.

  Debra Barone : Oh, wow! You are so lucky.

  Amy Barone : Yeah. Although he kinda doesn't know his own strength so sometimes, when he squeezes, I feel like I'm being juiced.

• Marie Barone : You should all know better than to engage in idle gossip.

  Ray Barone : What are you talking about? You're the one who blabbed it to Debra about Choo-Choo Chulesky.

  Marie Barone : I do not blab. What I do comes from love. And if you want to know the truth, Debra is the worst gossip of us all.

  Debra Barone : Me? You're the one who once told me that Frank came to bed with a toupee on for you.

  Ray Barone : What?

  Frank Barone : This is an outrage, Marie! That was a hat I found on the street.

  Marie Barone : Oh, really? And what about what Debra told Amy last July?

  Debra Barone : What?

  Marie Barone : Debra told Amy that Raymond thought that Amy and Robert's marraige didn't have a chance in hell!

  Debra Barone : Marie! Who told you that?

  Amy Barone : Marie, I told you that in confidence.

  Debra Barone : Amy, how could you tell Marie that I said that?

  Ray Barone : Debra, how could you tell Amy what I told you?

  Robert Barone : My marraige doesn't have a chance in hell?

  [Debra belches loudly] 

• Ray Barone : You been walking around secretly thinking I'm a hateful jerkface but still acting all fake nice to me?

  Amy Barone : I haven't been that nice. A few months ago you got a haircut and everybody said, "Nice haircut, Ray." But I didn't.

  Ray Barone : How could you do that to me? I mean, that's terrible!

  Amy Barone : You hurt my feelings.

  Ray Barone : Still, you think someone's a hateful jerkface, you gotta tell them. I have feelings too.

  Robert Barone : Hateful jerkface. Feel better?