- [Ray is leaving dressed up as a confederate soldier complete with a Rhett Butler mustache]
- Debra Barone: What am I going to tell Tom and Maryann?
- [He turns]
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Frankly my dear... I don't give a damn.
- [the theme from "Gone With The Wind" swells as Ray leaves and Debra closes the door behind him]
- Debra Barone: Idiot.
- [Ray and Robert are leaving to re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg. Robert for the Union, and Ray fighting for the Confederacy]
- Ally Barone: I hope you win, Daddy!
- Robert Barone: Don't bet on it, kid.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: I can't believe you shot me, Robert!!
- Frank Barone: Stop it! You're ruinin' it!!
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: I gotta lie here all afternoon?
- Robert Barone: It's gotta be authentic!!
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: What authentic? Stone-Wall Jackson's wearing a beeper.
- Robert Barone: His wife's pregnant!