Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Liars (2003)

Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone

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Quotes 

• Marie Barone : You're eating candy? Where did you get these?

  Frank Barone : They were sticking out of Ray's pants here.

  Marie Barone : This is your pants that you wore last night. Mike & lkes? That's a very big box - the kind you get at the movies, but Debra, you said you didn't go to the movies.

  Debra Barone : Right. We got those at the hotel.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, out of the minibar.

  Marie Barone : What is the name of the hotel? Wait wait wait. Why don't you whisper the name to me? And then we'll see what Debra says - if it's something else. Come over here. Go ahead.

  Ray Barone : [whispers very loudly]  Ramada

• Marie Barone : The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?

  Robert Barone : This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.

  Marie Barone : Because there *was* no tape for Frank to watch. Which means you *did* watch the football the night before. Because you *didn't* have a headache! You lied to me. You both did.

  Debra Barone : Oh, Marie. How can you think that? You are *way* off. Right, Ray?

  Ray Barone : [flabbergasted]  How did you do that?

  Marie Barone : I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?

  Frank Barone : Anyone?

• Debra Barone : You know what? We're pretty good at this.

  Ray Barone : I know. Maybe a little too good.

  Debra Barone : Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.

  Debra Barone : Yeah. Whatever. I just didn't want to hurt her feelings about last night, so... I *did* like that whole sex-in-the-hotel part.I did too. When you came up with part of the story, then I came up with part, then you, then me. We had a great little... rhythm. It's like our own little sex-capade.

  Ray Barone : That's my favorite kind of capade.

• Debra Barone : [Debra comes in the front door and sees Marie with Frank, who is holding a basket of dirty laundry]  What's going on?

  Marie Barone : I'm doing laundry for you at my house. It was piling up so high, I started to worry it might fall on the children.

  Debra Barone : No, no, no, no, that's okay. We had the washing machine fixed today.

  Marie Barone : No, you didn't.

  [Ray enters through the kitchen door with his golf clubs] 

  Ray Barone : Hey.

  Debra Barone : What's going on? Why isn't the washing machine fixed?

  Ray Barone : Oh yeah, here's the thing: The guy called back. He had to reschedule for tomorrow, but you'll be here, right, from 10:00 to 2:00?

  Debra Barone : So the repair guy called back to reschedule for when you're not here, and you went golfing.

  Ray Barone : I believe that was the order of things, yes.

• Frank Barone : So, Deb, you're kind of like a naughty party girl, huh?

  Debra Barone : No, Frank.