Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Move Over (1999)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling.

• Ray Barone : Look, the touching never used to bother me before. It's just - maybe it's 'cause I'm older. You know, things change. Like - like, now I can't handle anything hickory-smoked.

  Debra Barone : Maybe you should get out of here, Ray. You never know when I'm going to touch you in a non-sexual way.

  Ray Barone : Oh, come on, don't be mad.

  Debra Barone : Don't be mad?

  Ray Barone : Look, you want to know something? I'll tell you the truth. This whole thing is my grandmother's fault, Nonny Barone.

  Debra Barone : Oh, yes, of course, Nonny Barone. The woman who brought dysfunction to America.

  Ray Barone : No. No, this is gonna sound dumb, but every summer, we had to visit her in Yonkers. She had this tiny apartment. And - and Robert and I, we went to bed on the foldout couch. All night long, he'd be up against me. I couldn't breathe. I was, like, suffocating. And I couldn't do anything, couldn't say anything, because he'd wake up, and then he'd laugh and try to crush me. And - and if I screamed to stop him, Nonny Barone would come in and yell at *me* for the screaming. You know, so most nights, I just laid there awake. That's - I don't know. I've never gotten over that, I'm sorry. I never thought about it before, but that's gotta be it. You know, but listen, it's my problem, all right? You just - you touch me all you want. Cuddle, hug, snug. Do it all 'cause it'll be good for me.

  Debra Barone : Oh, that's - no, it's okay. I mean, I didn't know that, so I'll try to give you some more room, okay?

  [Debra rolls her eyes] 

• Ray Barone : Father Hubley?

  Father Hubley : What? Oh, Raymond.

  Ray Barone : Yeah. How you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood, you know.

  Father Hubley : Did you want something?

  Ray Barone : Yeah, um... Listen I'm just - I'm having this problem, and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.

  Father Hubley : How flattering.