Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Pet the Bunny (2002)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
Quotes
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Debra Barone : Hey, kids, you're getting marker on the table. Ray, do something.
Raymond 'Ray' Barone : [Not looking up from his newspaper] Don't mark the table, kids.
[Debra snatches the paper and puts it down in front of the kids]
Debra Barone : Kids, use this newspaper as your mat.
Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Hey, come on. For your information, I was reading something that the President of the United States said.
Debra Barone : Yeah? What did the president say to Marmaduke?
Raymond 'Ray' Barone : "Tell your wife to lighten up. "
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Michael Barone : I drew a picture of you, Uncle Robert.
Robert Barone : Oh! And that's Mommy in the picture, too. Oh, great. And where is your dad?
Michael Barone : I didn't draw him.
Robert Barone : May I keep this?
Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Yeah, well, they're not done yet. They still gotta draw the bolts in your neck.
Robert Barone : Now, that, Raymond, is not nice, and that's why you're not in the picture.
[he turns the picture over]
Robert Barone : What is this? "As we honor Frank Barone's memory, we should also be honest about who he was in life because he always believed in telling it like it is. "
Debra Barone : That's on the back of your picture? Michael, where'd you get that paper?
Michael Barone : From Daddy's office.
Robert Barone : "Who he was in life " "Honor Frank Barone's memory " This sounds like he's passed on.
Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Michael, why would you write this?