Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Pet the Bunny (2002)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• Debra Barone : Hey, kids, you're getting marker on the table. Ray, do something.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : [Not looking up from his newspaper]  Don't mark the table, kids.

  [Debra snatches the paper and puts it down in front of the kids] 

  Debra Barone : Kids, use this newspaper as your mat.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Hey, come on. For your information, I was reading something that the President of the United States said.

  Debra Barone : Yeah? What did the president say to Marmaduke?

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : "Tell your wife to lighten up. "

• Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Sometimes when a sports star dies, I write a column that's like an appreciation for him.

  Robert Barone : Oh, I see. Okay. Now it all makes sense, except Dad isn't a dead sports star. Unless he got really good at hockey this morning and then you killed him.

• Frank Barone : Listen to me. I'm the tough one. That's how the community sees me.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : What community? You're in a steam room in a lodge with six naked guys.

  Frank Barone : That's my community. And everyone's got their thing. Stan's got the brains, Garvin's got the looks, and I'm the tough one.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Yeah, all right. First of all, Dad, with the looks, I'm gonna declare it a three-way tie.

• Michael Barone : I drew a picture of you, Uncle Robert.

  Robert Barone : Oh! And that's Mommy in the picture, too. Oh, great. And where is your dad?

  Michael Barone : I didn't draw him.

  Robert Barone : May I keep this?

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Yeah, well, they're not done yet. They still gotta draw the bolts in your neck.

  Robert Barone : Now, that, Raymond, is not nice, and that's why you're not in the picture.

  [he turns the picture over] 

  Robert Barone : What is this? "As we honor Frank Barone's memory, we should also be honest about who he was in life because he always believed in telling it like it is. "

  Debra Barone : That's on the back of your picture? Michael, where'd you get that paper?

  Michael Barone : From Daddy's office.

  Robert Barone : "Who he was in life " "Honor Frank Barone's memory " This sounds like he's passed on.

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Michael, why would you write this?

• Frank Barone : I had to pet that bunny. Every night!

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : Every night?

  Frank Barone : Every night! That damn bunny need some attention. You guys never did anything. "Buy us a bunny, Daddy. We'll take care of it." I was lied to!!

  Raymond 'Ray' Barone : I was eight!

  Frank Barone : And already a liar!