Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

She's the One (2002)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

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• Ray Barone : She's not the one.

  Robert Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : Listen, listen. I Saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know, because I saw it.

  Robert Barone : What are you talking about?

  Debra Barone : What did you see, Ray?

  Ray Barone : Angela ate the fly!

  Debra Barone : What?

  Robert Barone : What do you mean?

  Ray Barone : The fly, that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in the napkin and the she ate it!

  Debra Barone : What the hell are you doing, Ray?

  Robert Barone : Yeah man, what is your problem?

  Ray Barone : I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a fly.

  Debra Barone : Oh, she did not! You must've seen something else.

  Ray Barone : What? What did I see?

  Debra Barone : I don't know, maybe it was a crouton or something.

  Ray Barone : A flying crouton?

• Robert Barone : I wish I had a good reason why I'm always striking out. But I don't. It's me. It's me. Most people find their other half. And I just have to wake up and accept already that maybe there is no other half... for this.

• Robert Barone : I had to go out the window.

  Ray Barone : Did she try to stop you with her tongue?

  Robert Barone : It's not funny, Raymond!

  [Frank laughs, then makes a frog tongue sound effect] 

  Robert Barone : Yeah, yeah, you know what? Laugh all you want, because I'm done.

  Debra Barone : What do you mean, you're done?

  Robert Barone : I'm done. I'm done dating. I'm done trying to meet someone. I'm done with humiliation. I can't anymore.

  Frank Barone : There's nothing humiliating about going out the window. If your mother's apartment had been one floor lower we wouldn't be having this conversation.