- Debra Barone: Just go and take Ally, okay? She's got a sleepover at Molly's.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Whoa! Molly's?
- Debra Barone: Yeah, Molly's.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Isn't Molly's mom that Peggy? The Scout Master Nazi Cookie Hitler?
- Debra Barone: Yeah, that's how she's listed in the phonebook.
- [Ray comes inside the house completely soaked and clutching his destroyed umbrella]
- Robert Barone: What's with you? What happened?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Nothing. Nothing, I went to the drug store and it's kinda windy out. Let me ask you something. What does it mean when a woman pats you on your, you know, on your bottom.
- [Robert and Gianni turn and stare at Ray]
- Gianni: What drug store did *you* go to?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Look, I didn't mean to -
- Peggy: Didn't mean to what? Call me a scary, mean, old ass-grabber?
- Gianni: In the animal kingdom, you stick your caboose in the air that's as good as a marriage proposal.