Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
The Angry Family (2001)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
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Robert Barone : If I may, you mentioned, Father Hubley, I was not included in that book and that is a very astute observation. And I do believe that my unique position in this family, as that of an outsider, allows me to view this hodge-podge of life from a rather unique vantage point
Ray Barone : The top of a beanstalk?
Robert Barone : [he pauses in order to shake off Ray's comment and then continues talking to Father Hubley] And I do maintain that if anyone is to blame, Father, for this river of pent up hostility that runs through this sorry bunch like a you-know-what through a we-know-what. That person goes by the name, of Raymond.
Ray Barone : Oh sit down you dope.
Robert Barone : He is and always has been the center. The center of attention. The center of affection. He always gets the center chair in the kitchen. And this anger of which you speak from these poor souls stems from his unwillingness to share even the tiniest portion of the spotlight that shines, without end, on him. Thank you
[Robert begins to sit back down. Ray puts his hand on the seat which causes Robert to jump]
Robert Barone : Ah! What are you doing? What are you doing?
Ray Barone : What are *you* doing? Center chair. It's my kitchen get your own kitchen!
Robert Barone : There ya go! See because I only have a kitchenette and he loves it! Right, Rub-It-In-Raymond? No house for me! No wife! No kids! No lawn! No nothing!
