Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Faux Pas (2005)

Monica Horan: Amy Barone

Quotes 

• Ray Barone : I was just being funny.

  Robert Barone : I beg to differ. You say things that nobody likes.

  [to Amy] 

  Robert Barone : Just like that time with your parents.

  Ray Barone : What are you talking about?

  Amy Barone : Well, remember how you saw the little Jesus figurine on their dashboard, and you said to them, ''I guess this must be a hard car to make out in''?

  Ray Barone : Well, I mean the guy's looking right at ya.

  Debra Barone : Ray, it can't always be the other person's fault when they don't get you.

  Ray Barone : But this thing with the kid was funny. I'm telling you, he laughed.

  Robert Barone : Yeah, yeah. You see, if he laughed, it was the uneasy chuckle of a terrified young child having to spend the afternoon with a very mean and unfunny man.

  Ray Barone : I bet when you make out in the car, that Jesus weeps.