- Robert Barone: Hey, Ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.
- Marie Barone: These look old.
- Frank Barone: You are what you eat.
- Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.
- Debra Barone: She is really hurt. I am such a jerk.
- Ray Barone: You left some toys around. What? It happens.
- [Debra starts crying]
- Ray Barone: What? No! What? Please stop. I didn't mean *you* left them around. They got left around. Come on, the kids probably left them, the stinking kids
- Debra Barone: No, Ray, it's my fault.
- Ray Barone: No, no, it isn't
- Debra Barone: Yes it is, 'cause I set her up. I just couldn't stand how much the kids wanted to be with Lisa. So I got your mom to babysit, so it... wouldn't go as well.
- Ray Barone: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You told a perfectly nice girl not to come because you thought the kids liked her too much?
- Debra Barone: Mm-hmm.
- Ray Barone: And then you brought in Old Yeller to make yourself feel better?
- Debra Barone: Yes. I'm terrible. I'm this evil person.
- Ray Barone: I love this!
- Debra Barone: You know, I don't think I'm gonna have Lisa sit for us anymore.
- Ray Barone: What? No! Listen, I never think of her, ever.
- Debra Barone: Uck. No, idiot. God! No, I was just thinking... I don't know, leaving the kids with a sitter so much. It just... It feels wrong.
- Ray Barone: Wrong? What - it gives us more time to love each other. And if loving you is wrong... Baby, I don't want be right.
- Debra Barone: Well, it just doesn't feel right to me.
- Ray Barone: Come on. She's a great babysitter. It's what we always dreamed of. Come on. Look, because of her, you've got nail polish on. Don't you love that? I love it. Look at the little piggies and wee-wee-wee-wee-wee
- Debra Barone: Stop it! No, you don't care about nail polish.
- Ray Barone: I know, but - you wanna go back to the way it was with the kids covered in salsa and you wanting me to help? That's... I mean, that's... That's no kind of life.
- Debra Barone: Yeah, but Ray, look, they are only young once. This is our only chance to enjoy this age.
- Ray Barone: Well, what about my age? When do we get to enjoy my age?
- Debra Barone: All right, okay. If we have to leave the kids with somebody, then you know... maybe it should be your mom. Because after all she is... family. Think of how your mom must feel with this. She comes over here and she sees Geoffrey and Michael and Ally playing with some stranger and they're having so much more fun with her than they ever had with... her.
- Ray Barone: Okay, okay, we'll get my mom then. Look, the bottom line is quality time, that's all. And by quality time, of course, I mean...
- [Ray starts singing "Loving You" in falsetto]