F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)
Alleen is maar alleen (1991)
Greet Rouffaer: Marijke
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Quotes
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Oscar : [opening lines; he's cleaning the cafe on closing day] Lift your feet. Shouldn't you go home?
Xavier : I worked nightshift at the barracks.
Oscar : What's the difference for you not to go home then?
Xavier : After work I need to relax, otherwise I can't sleep.
Oscar : Can't relax at home?
Xavier : No, Carmen's asleep.
Oscar : Well, it's for that very reason. Shouldn't it?
Xavier : And moreover, we're out of beer.
Oscar : Beer on an empty stomach is unhealthy.
Xavier : Who says I'm sober?
Oscar : Finish your pint and go read your newspaper at home.
Xavier : We're not subscribed to a newspaper.
[Xavier sees an ad in the newspaper, Oscar knocks over his bucket]
Xavier : Hahaha.
Oscar : Is there anything to laugh about then?
Xavier : No, it's this right here. 'M lks fr wmn'. 'Man looks for woman', that is. 'Sks cpny. Mge psbl.' Hahaha.
Oscar : Don't you have anything better to do?
Xavier : These are advertisements *to catch birds*, you know what I mean.
Oscar : You shouldn't laugh at it. They're often very lonely people.
[photographer Marijke returns from Oscar's living room]
Xavier : Ah, Marijke. You're there even earlier than me, I see.
Marijke : I'm a morning person, you know.
Xavier : Me, too. Me, too.
Oscar : Right. Sure you are.
Xavier : [talks her taking photos] And? Did you let the *bird fly*?
Marijke : No, we viewed photos. You know, of Bieke's playback show.
Xavier : Can I see them?
Marijke : Sure, I guess. It's not a bad idea. Then you can say which photo is best to make a poster.
[Xavier looks at Bieke's photos, he's very impressed]
Oscar : Make sure your eyes don't fall out of your head, huh?
Xavier : Ma donna.
Marijke : No, Bieke.
Xavier : Sure but, beautiful uh. Very beautiful. She looks like Madonna.
Oscar : Yeah come on, it's alright.
[he takes the photos out of Xavier's hands, lays them on the table]
Marijke : Artistic also very responsible, don't you think?
Xavier : Yes, and a very nice composition.
[he takes the photos again]
Xavier : And everything nicely balanced. Everything *very cleanly balanced*.
[Oscar looks at Xavier angrily]
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Xavier : For me this is the most beautiful. Without any doubt.
Oscar : No, definitely not that one.
Xavier : No, I mean it is, isn't it? It focuses on her face.
Bieke : And what do you think of this one, Dad?
Oscar : I don't know, it's kinda...
Marijke : It may have *something*, right?
Oscar : Sure, sure. That one then.
Xavier : But that's just her head, isn't it?
Oscar : Is there something wrong with her head then?
Xavier : No, not at all. Bieke has a *very pretty* face. But she does have a few other things too.
[Bieke smiles at him, Dimitri enters; he's mad]
Dimitri : Corporal - You thought you could park your scoundrel on my road, didn't you?
Xavier : Is he talking to me?
Dimitri : Are there any more corporals in here?
Xavier : Corporals? No. Delinquent payers on the other hand. Right, Oscar?
Oscar : Yes, Dimitri. You still have an account open, you know.
[he keeps looking mad, he's getting sore]
Xavier : Oscar says something to you.
Dimitri : Don't change the subject 'cause that won't work.
Xavier : Me, changing subjects?
Dimitri : [literally says it like that] Your car's in my way, and it needs to get out of my way.
Oscar : Who's in the way?
Dimitri : *He* is.
Oscar : Ah.
[Dimitri and Xavier get closer to each other, they're now facing each other]
Xavier : It's standing there, Dimitri, because Carmen washed it the other day.
Dimitri : Excuse me?
Xavier : And there's mud laying there, and I don't drive my car through it.
Dimitri : Why not?
Xavier : 'Cause I don't want a fight with Carmen. That's why.
Dimitri : That's why, you say?
Xavier : Yes. And 'cause you're too stingy to harden *your way* with pebble. You understand? Pebble. That's what rattles when you shake your head.
Dimitri : Put your car aside now, or...
Xavier : No.
Dimitri : Now!
Oscar : Guys, please...
Dimitri : Put your tin can away or accidents will happen.
Xavier : Don't try and blackmail me.
Dimitri : I warned you.
Xavier : Didn't hear anything.
Dimitri : I won't be fooled.
[he gets out, as he does so he runs against the door; they laugh]
Bieke : Wouldn't it be better to park your car someplace else, Xavier?
Xavier : Absolutely not. If he had asked politely. Then yes.
[moments later, Dimitri will tow his car and topple it on its side enraging Xavier]