"F.C. De Kampioenen" Alleen is maar alleen (TV Episode 1991) Poster

Greet Rouffaer: Marijke

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  • Oscar : [opening lines; he's cleaning the cafe on closing day]  Lift your feet. Shouldn't you go home?

    Xavier : I worked nightshift at the barracks.

    Oscar : What's the difference for you not to go home then?

    Xavier : After work I need to relax, otherwise I can't sleep.

    Oscar : Can't relax at home?

    Xavier : No, Carmen's asleep.

    Oscar : Well, it's for that very reason. Shouldn't it?

    Xavier : And moreover, we're out of beer.

    Oscar : Beer on an empty stomach is unhealthy.

    Xavier : Who says I'm sober?

    Oscar : Finish your pint and go read your newspaper at home.

    Xavier : We're not subscribed to a newspaper.

    [Xavier sees an ad in the newspaper, Oscar knocks over his bucket] 

    Xavier : Hahaha.

    Oscar : Is there anything to laugh about then?

    Xavier : No, it's this right here. 'M lks fr wmn'. 'Man looks for woman', that is. 'Sks cpny. Mge psbl.' Hahaha.

    Oscar : Don't you have anything better to do?

    Xavier : These are advertisements *to catch birds*, you know what I mean.

    Oscar : You shouldn't laugh at it. They're often very lonely people.

    [photographer Marijke returns from Oscar's living room] 

    Xavier : Ah, Marijke. You're there even earlier than me, I see.

    Marijke : I'm a morning person, you know.

    Xavier : Me, too. Me, too.

    Oscar : Right. Sure you are.

    Xavier : [talks her taking photos]  And? Did you let the *bird fly*?

    Marijke : No, we viewed photos. You know, of Bieke's playback show.

    Xavier : Can I see them?

    Marijke : Sure, I guess. It's not a bad idea. Then you can say which photo is best to make a poster.

    [Xavier looks at Bieke's photos, he's very impressed] 

    Oscar : Make sure your eyes don't fall out of your head, huh?

    Xavier : Ma donna.

    Marijke : No, Bieke.

    Xavier : Sure but, beautiful uh. Very beautiful. She looks like Madonna.

    Oscar : Yeah come on, it's alright.

    [he takes the photos out of Xavier's hands, lays them on the table] 

    Marijke : Artistic also very responsible, don't you think?

    Xavier : Yes, and a very nice composition.

    [he takes the photos again] 

    Xavier : And everything nicely balanced. Everything *very cleanly balanced*.

    [Oscar looks at Xavier angrily] 

  • Xavier : For me this is the most beautiful. Without any doubt.

    Oscar : No, definitely not that one.

    Xavier : No, I mean it is, isn't it? It focuses on her face.

    Bieke : And what do you think of this one, Dad?

    Oscar : I don't know, it's kinda...

    Marijke : It may have *something*, right?

    Oscar : Sure, sure. That one then.

    Xavier : But that's just her head, isn't it?

    Oscar : Is there something wrong with her head then?

    Xavier : No, not at all. Bieke has a *very pretty* face. But she does have a few other things too.

    [Bieke smiles at him, Dimitri enters; he's mad] 

    Dimitri : Corporal - You thought you could park your scoundrel on my road, didn't you?

    Xavier : Is he talking to me?

    Dimitri : Are there any more corporals in here?

    Xavier : Corporals? No. Delinquent payers on the other hand. Right, Oscar?

    Oscar : Yes, Dimitri. You still have an account open, you know.

    [he keeps looking mad, he's getting sore] 

    Xavier : Oscar says something to you.

    Dimitri : Don't change the subject 'cause that won't work.

    Xavier : Me, changing subjects?

    Dimitri : [literally says it like that]  Your car's in my way, and it needs to get out of my way.

    Oscar : Who's in the way?

    Dimitri : *He* is.

    Oscar : Ah.

    [Dimitri and Xavier get closer to each other, they're now facing each other] 

    Xavier : It's standing there, Dimitri, because Carmen washed it the other day.

    Dimitri : Excuse me?

    Xavier : And there's mud laying there, and I don't drive my car through it.

    Dimitri : Why not?

    Xavier : 'Cause I don't want a fight with Carmen. That's why.

    Dimitri : That's why, you say?

    Xavier : Yes. And 'cause you're too stingy to harden *your way* with pebble. You understand? Pebble. That's what rattles when you shake your head.

    Dimitri : Put your car aside now, or...

    Xavier : No.

    Dimitri : Now!

    Oscar : Guys, please...

    Dimitri : Put your tin can away or accidents will happen.

    Xavier : Don't try and blackmail me.

    Dimitri : I warned you.

    Xavier : Didn't hear anything.

    Dimitri : I won't be fooled.

    [he gets out, as he does so he runs against the door; they laugh] 

    Bieke : Wouldn't it be better to park your car someplace else, Xavier?

    Xavier : Absolutely not. If he had asked politely. Then yes.

    [moments later, Dimitri will tow his car and topple it on its side enraging Xavier] 

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