F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)
Alleen is maar alleen (1991)
An Swartenbroekx: Bieke Crucke
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Quotes
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Xavier : Pascale, "dish of the day" pint.
[Pico sits with the women, gestures to Xavier to bring a drink]
Pico : Ladies, don't mind me, huh. Feel free to gossip further.
Carmen : Aren't you thirsty after such a hard training session?
Pico : Xavier went to get me something.
Carmen : So you're not thirsty?
Pico : May I know what the ladies are discussing so intensely about?
Doortje : Women's problems, Pico. Women only.
[Xavier joins them, instead of getting Pico something to drink, he got himself two pints; Pico frowns flabbergasted, gets up, heads for the counter]
Xavier : Bring me something too, will you Pico?
Pico : Yeah, come get it yourself.
Xavier : What's gotten into him?
Carmen : *Who* do you think?
Xavier : Oh was he sitting too close to Bieke again?
Bieke : Watch your tone, Xavier.
Doortje : You know, you're a big egotist, Xavier. You know that?
Xavier : Who me?
Carmen : A *big* egotist? No. One *fat* egotist. That's who he is.
Xavier : Understood. You won't be bothered by me anymore.
[he gets up]
Carmen : That's very nice of you.
[he leaves their table]
Xavier : Pascale, do me another pint. And give Pico something, too. Pico, what's wrong with them?
Pico : 'Women's problems', Xavier. Women only'.
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Xavier : For me this is the most beautiful. Without any doubt.
Oscar : No, definitely not that one.
Xavier : No, I mean it is, isn't it? It focuses on her face.
Bieke : And what do you think of this one, Dad?
Oscar : I don't know, it's kinda...
Marijke : It may have *something*, right?
Oscar : Sure, sure. That one then.
Xavier : But that's just her head, isn't it?
Oscar : Is there something wrong with her head then?
Xavier : No, not at all. Bieke has a *very pretty* face. But she does have a few other things too.
[Bieke smiles at him, Dimitri enters; he's mad]
Dimitri : Corporal - You thought you could park your scoundrel on my road, didn't you?
Xavier : Is he talking to me?
Dimitri : Are there any more corporals in here?
Xavier : Corporals? No. Delinquent payers on the other hand. Right, Oscar?
Oscar : Yes, Dimitri. You still have an account open, you know.
[he keeps looking mad, he's getting sore]
Xavier : Oscar says something to you.
Dimitri : Don't change the subject 'cause that won't work.
Xavier : Me, changing subjects?
Dimitri : [literally says it like that] Your car's in my way, and it needs to get out of my way.
Oscar : Who's in the way?
Dimitri : *He* is.
Oscar : Ah.
[Dimitri and Xavier get closer to each other, they're now facing each other]
Xavier : It's standing there, Dimitri, because Carmen washed it the other day.
Dimitri : Excuse me?
Xavier : And there's mud laying there, and I don't drive my car through it.
Dimitri : Why not?
Xavier : 'Cause I don't want a fight with Carmen. That's why.
Dimitri : That's why, you say?
Xavier : Yes. And 'cause you're too stingy to harden *your way* with pebble. You understand? Pebble. That's what rattles when you shake your head.
Dimitri : Put your car aside now, or...
Xavier : No.
Dimitri : Now!
Oscar : Guys, please...
Dimitri : Put your tin can away or accidents will happen.
Xavier : Don't try and blackmail me.
Dimitri : I warned you.
Xavier : Didn't hear anything.
Dimitri : I won't be fooled.
[he gets out, as he does so he runs against the door; they laugh]
Bieke : Wouldn't it be better to park your car someplace else, Xavier?
Xavier : Absolutely not. If he had asked politely. Then yes.
[moments later, Dimitri will tow his car and topple it on its side enraging Xavier]
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Xavier : I would have loved to see DDT's face.
Pico : Doortje saw his face, didn't you, Doortje?
Doortje : It was worth it, you know. He was going mental.
Bieke : So why did I have to come here?
Xavier : Well, errr. I made the appointment with him but - You have to go there.
Bieke : Huh? Me?
Pico : Dress up, Bieke. He won't recognize you.
Bieke : I can't.
Xavier : Sure you can.
Pico : You look like Madonna in those pictures. You know, I wouldn't have recognized you there.
Bieke : A photo isn't like in real life.
Xavier : You can do it. Doortje, you make sure that DDT's on fire.
Doortje : I thought it was a good joke, but this is going too far.
Xavier : And what about the joke with my car?
Doortje : That's something else entirely. You should never play with someone else's feelings.
Pico : Doortje, don't be silly now, uh.
Bieke : No, Doortje's right.
Xavier : It's just for laughs.
Bieke : I don't know about it. Why don't you let Carmen take care of it?
Xavier : Carmen would love to do it, you know. And I'd love having her do it. But seriously, you can't expect Carmen to dress up like a classy lady, can you?
[Bieke smiles]
Pico : Our wives can't do that, Bieke.
Doortje : Hey, watch your words, will you?
Xavier : [advances] Not that many people should know about it or it goes wrong.
Pico : Don't tell your mom and dad. Your mom likes to gossip too much while your dad wants to do it too well every time.
[scene shifts, later that day at his home Oscar is called by Boma]
Oscar : So, Mr. President, you need the cafe?
Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Monday night, yes. Then the cafe's closed anyway.
Oscar : Sure. Is it a party?
Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Business, Oscar. It's a business party. You need to have relations in life.
Oscar : You mean business relations?
Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Yes, but privately. I don't want to be bothered. Don't you have somewhere to go that evening?
Oscar : Pascale and I will visit her sister then.
Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Good idea.
Oscar : We'll be gone by seven.
Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : That's perfect, Oscar. Thanks, and say 'Hi' to Pascale for me. Bye, Oscar. Xavier, you're a genius.
[he hangs up; then a twist as Xavier and Pico are revealed to be in Boma's office]
