Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek

Quotes 

• Jo Polniaczek : Kid you're in this store and you're breathing, one of those things has gotta change.

  Kelly Affinado : Mrs. Garrett, are you gonna let her threaten me like that?

  Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett : Why not? She's good at it.

• Kelly Affinado : You called me a smurf and a twerp, it got me mad!

  Jo Polniaczek : Well if you're mad at me, you take it up with me! You don't extort money from my friends!

  Kelly Affinado : I can't take up anything with you, you don't talk to me! You just call me names and take off!

  Jo Polniaczek : Well, what do you care what I call you? What do you care what anyone calls you? You are what you are, and what you are is a smurf and a twerp!

• Kelly Affinado : I remember the first time I saw you. You were working at the motorcycle shop last year.

  Jo Polniaczek : When were you there?

  Kelly Affinado : I was there with my dad. He was trying to get his golf cart fixed.

  Jo Polniaczek : Oh yeah, that guy. He was the one who stripped his gears in a sand trap. How come you remembered me?

  Kelly Affinado : Are you kidding? In the ten minutes that I was there you fixed an engine, you drained a crankcase, and you tossed a six foot biker out on his tattoo!

  Jo Polniaczek : All in a day's work.

• Jo Polniaczek : Even Natalie and Tootie don't like her, and they like everybody.

• Jo Polniaczek : If she gives you any problems, I'll come down here and step on her.

• Blair Warner : I'll pay the store back, I have $50 dollars.

  Jo Polniaczek : I don't care if you have a million dollars.

  Blair Warner : But I do.

  Jo Polniaczek : I know, and I don't care.