- Timmy Turner: [tied to a giant hairy leg missile] Couldn't you have shaved this thing?
- Bronze Kneecap: [pointing to his kneecap] Don't make me use this!
- Timmy Turner: That's ok. He's a hero. Soon everything will be just fine in the world of the Crimson Chin.
- Anchorman: Everything is not fine in the world of the Crimson Chin. Welcome to Hero Convention News. I'm Anchorman. Here's Anchorwoman.
- Anchorwoman: Thanks, Bob. We've learned that the latest Crimson Chin issue has everyone's favorite hero lying in a fetal position crying for 32 full pages. The book's cancellation is imminent.
- Anchorman: Which is not fine.