- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [knocks on Derek's window] Excuse me.
- Derek: [rolls down window] What?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [sticks in his hot dog on a stick] Do you have any Grey Poupon?
- Derek: No.
- [rolls window back up, the hot dog falls off in the truck]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [looks at his stick] Thanks anyway.
- [walks away]
- Derek: Amazing, if Waldo's IQ were 2 points higher, he'd have an IQ of 2.
- Harriette Winslow: Here's your bill.
- Carl Winslow: Bill? $15?
- Harriette Winslow: That's right. Since you think our relationship revolves around money, Mr. Breadwinner, I've decided to start charging for my services. That reminds me, here's the bill for your laundry.
- Carl Winslow: $28?
- Harriette Winslow: That includes ironing. Oh, and here's the bill for last night.
- Carl Winslow: Two dollars?
- Harriette Winslow: Yeah, you want me to itemize that?
- Carl Winslow: [waves her off] No no no.
- Maxine Johnson: What're we watching, anyway?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: A double feature, "The Age of Innocence", and "Spit Them Eyeballs Out!"
- Laura Winslow: [after kneeing Derek and getting out of his truck] So long, Derek, have a nice life.
- Derek: I thought you were cool!
- Laura Winslow: [staring him down] I *am* cool, and I just proved it.