Family Matters (TV Series)

Born to Be Mild (1991)

Jaime Cardriche: Osgood

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : [When Osgood picks him up]  Excuse me, but do you have a name or just a zip code?

  Osgood : Osgood!

  Steve Urkel : Osgood? That's a great name... for a duck!

  [laughs and snorts] 

• Osgood : Chain, you want me to hit this punk?

  Steve Urkel : [Stands up]  Try me, Chunky Trunks! But it's only fair to warn you that I'm a black belt in karate and I used to practice in the Sahara Forest!

  Osgood : Man, the Sahara is a desert!

  Steve Urkel : Oh, sure! Noooow!

  [Imitates karate chops]