Family Matters (TV Series)

It Didn't Happen One Night (1993)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Steven Quincy Urkel : Look, you've got this big bed. Why can't we share?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Does shag carpet also make you crazy? Forget it, Steve.

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Well, then where am I gonna sleep?

  Laura Lee Winslow : I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub.

  Steven Quincy Urkel : But Laura...

  Laura Lee Winslow : Go!

  Steven Quincy Urkel : [Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later]  No!

  [Thunderclap] 

  Steven Quincy Urkel : I will *not* sleep in the bathtub! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub!

  Laura Lee Winslow : What?

  Steven Quincy Urkel : I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. I tried to help you!

  Laura Lee Winslow : I know...

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Don't interrupt me! Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? No!

  Laura Lee Winslow : Steve...

  Steven Quincy Urkel : I'm not through! Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn".

  Laura Lee Winslow : Steve, if...

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity!

• Laura Lee Winslow : Steve, could you go a little faster? We're getting dirty looks from old people!

  Steven Quincy Urkel : But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky.

  Laura Lee Winslow : Let's just take that risk. Let's just get there!

  [steps on the gas] 

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Land sakes, woman. Have you taken leave of your senses?

  Laura Lee Winslow : How fast are we going now?

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Gee, I don't know, the speedometer only goes to thirty.

  [the car breaks down. Steve looks at Laura] 

  Laura Lee Winslow : Did I do that?