Family Matters (TV Series)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad House (1993)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Laura Lee Winslow : [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners]  Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross.

  Harriette Winslow : Then clean it up. I'm still on strike.

  Laura Lee Winslow : [pushes some things aside]  I can't pitch in right now. I promised Grandma I'd help her get ready.

  Harriette Winslow : For what?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Tonight is the charity bachelor auction.

  Harriette Winslow : Oh, Lord. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Then she demanded her money back when she found out that he modeled ladies' underwear?

• Laura Lee Winslow : Ooh, Grandma you look beautiful.

  Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Oh, thanks honey I hope 200 bucks is enough to buy me a decent man.

  Laura Lee Winslow : Well, you just be patient and don't buy the first guy that you see.

  Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : It's a recession, sugar. I might able to buy two.