Family Matters (TV Series)
Jailhouse Blues (1992)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship.
Laura Lee Winslow : So?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : It was on his tongue!
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Halawna , Oneisha : [pop up in the car Clarence stole] Surprise!
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [shocked] And he brought hooters!
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : That's hotties, Steve.
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Clarence : Yo, E-man, Chicago got any women?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Oh yeah. I know all the babes. They can't keep their hands off me.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : That's true! Eddo's been slapped more times than a piñata!
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Clarence : Peace in the middle east.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Rain in Spain.
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Clarence : Dude, you a serious little nerd.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : No, I *am* a serious little nerd. Am is a verb, verbs are our friends.
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Clarence : Yo, you a serious little nerd.
Steve Urkel : No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences.
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Clarence : Get it for tomorrow night, we'll cruise for hotties.
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Hotties? Hotties in a hoopty?
[sings]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Five golden rings! Four calling birds, three French hen, two turtle doves, and a *hottie in a hoopty*.