Family Matters (TV Series)
Just One Date (1992)
Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow
Quotes
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Judy Winslow : Hey, Dad?
Carl Winslow : Yes, sweetheart?
Judy Winslow : I got my report card today.
Carl Winslow : Oh?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Oh, Carl, her grades are just a little less than perfect. So, when you look at her report card, try to show some compassion.
Carl Winslow : Well, of course, Mother. Okay, Judy, let's have it.
Judy Winslow : [gives Carl the report card] Here you go.
Carl Winslow : [looks at the report card] Would you look at these grades. These grades are terrible!
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Oh, no. I'm sorry. That's one of YOUR old report cards.
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Eddie Winslow : [after Carl's talk with Steve on the roof] Uh, Dad, can I have a word with you down by the gutter?
[Eddie and Carl step away from Steve]
Carl Winslow : What is it, son?
Eddie Winslow : Why aren't you kicking Steve off of here?
Carl Winslow : Simple. As long as he's ON our house, he can't be IN our house.
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[Steve accidentally causes snow from the roof to fall on Carl]
Carl Winslow : You know, he's even annoying up there.