Family Matters (TV Series)

Number One with a Bullet (1992)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Steven Quincy Urkel : So, Carl, tell me what happened. Did you sit on your gun again?

  Carl Otis Winslow : No, I didn't. I surprised a couple of slimeballs trying to break into a jewelry store.

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Did they get away?

  Carl Otis Winslow : Well, one of them did. I threw a tackle on the other one and held him down with my one good cheek until help arrived.

• Carl Otis Winslow : I need peace and quiet. I've just had a major operation.

  Steven Quincy Urkel : Yes, you did. And you'd think you'd learn to turn the other cheek.

• Steven Quincy Urkel : You know, you're not a very patient patient.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Alright, that is it, Steve. I've had it with you. Now you go back to your bed and shut up!

  Steven Quincy Urkel : What?

  Carl Otis Winslow : You heard me. I have got to get some sleep. So that means no more helping me with my bed, no more pickled body parts,

  [yells frantically] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : and no more musical tributes to my butt!