Family Matters (TV Series)
Number One with a Bullet (1992)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Charlene : You have a roommate. A man got shot in the rear end.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Oh Lordy, a bullet in the butt.
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Steven Quincy Urkel : So, Carl, tell me what happened. Did you sit on your gun again?
Carl Otis Winslow : No, I didn't. I surprised a couple of slimeballs trying to break into a jewelry store.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Did they get away?
Carl Otis Winslow : Well, one of them did. I threw a tackle on the other one and held him down with my one good cheek until help arrived.
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Carl Otis Winslow : I need peace and quiet. I've just had a major operation.
Steven Quincy Urkel : Yes, you did. And you'd think you'd learn to turn the other cheek.
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Steven Quincy Urkel : You know, you're not a very patient patient.
Carl Otis Winslow : Alright, that is it, Steve. I've had it with you. Now you go back to your bed and shut up!
Steven Quincy Urkel : What?
Carl Otis Winslow : You heard me. I have got to get some sleep. So that means no more helping me with my bed, no more pickled body parts,
[yells frantically]
Carl Otis Winslow : and no more musical tributes to my butt!
