- Maxine Johnson: Laura, you don't know how lucky you are! I got home from the party at 3 in the morning, and do you know who waited up for me?
- Laura Winslow: Who?
- Maxine Johnson: No one. Nobody wanted to know where I was, or why I got home so late. Nobody cared, Laura, nobody *cared*. So instead of complaining that your mom's being mean, maybe you should appreciate the fact that she cares enough to worry, because I would trade places with you in a hot second.