- Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home!
- Carl: But I don't wanna...
- Stefan Urkelle: Go home!
- Carl: But I was just...
- Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME!
- Carl: I don't have to take this, I'm going home!
- [after Carl comes out of the busted transformation chamber in an Urkel like fashion, due to Myra's tampering]
- Stefan Urkelle: Good lord, you're a nerd.
- Carl: If that's the case then I plead guilty.
- Stefan Urkelle: Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl.
- Carl: Does that make me a Narl?
- Myra Monkhouse: Mr.Winslow, I am very sorry. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm.
- [the half nerd side of Carl goes into the anatomy of worms. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]
- Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that?
- Carl: [in his regular voice] I have no idea.
- [in an Urkel like voice]
- Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. I can't live like this. You gotta fix that machineeeee.
- Stefan Urkelle: I'll see what I can do.
- [looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber]
- Stefan Urkelle: I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber.
- Carl: [in an Urkel like voice and gives Stefan some money] Here takes some casher rooney and fix it sooney.
- Stefan Urkelle: Not I know that's not Carl. Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed.
- Carl: [Urkel Voice] In the meantime, I have to break the news to Harriette.
- [skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. He breaks something a beaker along the way]
- Carl: [Urkel voice] Did I do that?
- Laura Winslow: [Stefan's going to turn back into Steve] Stefan, I don't understand. I love you, and I know you love me, so why can't you stay like this?
- Stefan Urkelle: Because *I* don't love me.