Family Matters (TV Series)

Words Hurt (1991)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

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• Carl Winslow : [Laura wears a dress for a costume party while Harriette sews it]  Laura, are Maxine's parents chaperoning this party tonight?

  Eddie Winslow : Oh, no mom. They're out of town. But don't worry. Three kids are dressing up as responsible adults. I'm just kidding, mom. Max's parents will be there.

  Carl Winslow : Good. And if I were you, I wouldn't tease me while I'm holding a needle.

• Carl Winslow : [after Carl's words about Steve are revealed, everyone walks past him without talking to him]  Mama, where're you going?

  Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : [sternly]  I'm going to check your birth certificate to make sure you're actually my son!

  Carl Winslow : Everyone seems to be mad at me, Doc.

  Dr. Goodrich : That's a perfectly natural response.

  Carl Winslow : Gee, I feel kind of bad.

  Dr. Goodrich : That's also normal.

  Carl Winslow : What do I owe you?

  Dr. Goodrich : [sternly]  Forget it, I wouldn't touch your filthy money.