Family Matters (TV Series)

Words Hurt (1991)

Earl Boen: Dr. Goodrich

Quotes 

• Dr. Goodrich : Steve, I want you to go back in time. Do you understand?

  Steve Urkel : Yes.

  [Eyes open in awe] 

  Steve Urkel : I'm... I'm being born! My head pops out! I can see my dad!

  [Looks shocked] 

  Steve Urkel : Whoa! I'm being pushed back in!

  [Squirms] 

• Rachel Crawford : Can you make him quack like a duck every time the phone rings?

  Dr. Goodrich : Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act!

  Rachel Crawford : [to Harriette]  He's not gonna make him quack.

• Carl Winslow : [after Carl's words about Steve are revealed, everyone walks past him without talking to him]  Mama, where're you going?

  Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : [sternly]  I'm going to check your birth certificate to make sure you're actually my son!

  Carl Winslow : Everyone seems to be mad at me, Doc.

  Dr. Goodrich : That's a perfectly natural response.

  Carl Winslow : Gee, I feel kind of bad.

  Dr. Goodrich : That's also normal.

  Carl Winslow : What do I owe you?

  Dr. Goodrich : [sternly]  Forget it, I wouldn't touch your filthy money.